Pregnant Centerfold

Q:  What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A:  Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?".  "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

The Frantic Pregnancy Call

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!", the man shouted. "This is her husband!"