Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?".  "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

The Frantic Pregnancy Call

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!", the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Which Father?

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"