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Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes
Only Two Chances
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both...
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Pregnant Tree
Q: How does a tree get pregnant?
A: By a woodpecker!
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Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."
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