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Pregnant Tree

Q: How does a tree get pregnant?
A: By a woodpecker!

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Car Accident

Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.

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Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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