Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Depressed Proctologist

Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.

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Athletes Foot

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe!

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Don't Want to Hear from Surgeon

Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:

  1. Oops.
  2. Has anyone seen my watch?
  3. That was some party last night. I can't remember WHEN I've been that drunk!

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