Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Discharge Doctor's Visit

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge." The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says, "how does that feel?" Young lady, "Oooh doctor that feels lovely... but the discharge is from my ear!!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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The meaning of life

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied, "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Bickering

Went to a support group for AIDS sufferers. They've done nothing but argue and fight. Talk about bad blood.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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