Young Boy's Eye Surgery

Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect.  After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, "Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up."  The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."

Fishy Advice

A four winged flying horse fish told me I should stop taking drugs if I want to keep my job in animal genetics.

Rash

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants my Dad to take me to the ED.  My dad was like, "Let's not make any rash decisions."