Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Rash

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants my Dad to take me to the ED.  My dad was like, "Let's not make any rash decisions."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Nasty

Yo mama so nasty, I had a Zoom call with her and got Rona'd

Anonymous

MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?
A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

Anonymous
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