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Light Bulb - Manic Depressives

Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs.

Anonymous

People Ignore Me

A patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: "Doctor, people ignore me." Doctor: "Next!"

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Dog that Hears Voices

Q: What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A: A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

Anonymous
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