Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Mental Health Jokes

People Ignore Me

A patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: "Doctor, people ignore me." Doctor: "Next!"

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Dog that Hears Voices

Q: What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A: A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

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Light Bulb - Schizophrenic

Q: How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...

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