Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Billy Mays Poop

Q: What's it like to take a Billy Mays poop?
A: You think it's over, but wait, there's more.

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.