Bad Start

I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021.  I've experienced the 7-day trial and I'm not interested.

New Genes

Those who think that the Covid-19 vaccine will alter their genetic makeup should see it as an opportunity.

A Newsom Promise

Worried about getting recalled, Gavin Newsom tries to improve his image by visiting a remote northern Indian reservation.
With his paid-for news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything they need.
"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs.  
First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."
Newsom whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days with enough Covid vaccine for all of your people.
Now, what was the second problem?"
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years.  We've been trucking bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." 
Once again, the Newsom dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owners will pay for a purification plant for your people. 
Now, what was that third problem?"
The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"