Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Post Covid Vibe

Q: What did the girl say on her way to the singles vacation?
A: Vaxed and Waxed baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip!

Submitted BY: MEG

Gallop for Ivermectin

Q: What was the precipitating event that led to the hydroxychloroquine/ivermectin switch?
A: I think the mane reason was not being saddled with needing a prescription and easily trotting over to Tractor Supply and pony up a few bits for some ivermectin. Neighsayers will cry foal and accuse me of gaitkeeping but this unbridled situation is becoming a night mare.

Submitted BY: MEG

Go Brandon

Instead of kissing someone on New Year's Eve, how about we just all collectively scream.

Submitted BY: MEG
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