Boxers vs Briefs

Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Progress Report

Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"

iFart

I was at a restaurant the other day and I really had to fart. So to hide it, I began farting to the beat of the music that was playing. After about five minutes, I noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I remembered that I had my Bluetooth headset on.