Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Phone Sex

Q: What do you get from too much phone sex?
A: Hearing aids.

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Don't Want to Hear from Surgeon

Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:

  1. Oops.
  2. Has anyone seen my watch?
  3. That was some party last night. I can't remember WHEN I've been that drunk!

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The Physical

A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After the doctor examined him, he told the man he had some bad news, he had cancer and alzheimers. The man replied, " Well, at least I don't have cancer".

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