Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

The Doctor Said to the Housewife

The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes)
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Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love

Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
A: They both shower after three periods!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Hair Growth

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before." The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?" "On my balls!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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