Braille Message

Q: What's the most terrifying thing to read in braille?
A: Do not touch.

He Hasn't Either

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”