Disability Jokes

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

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Submitted BY: cabezon

Light Bulb - Dyslexics

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: Eno.

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Blind Man in the Fish Store

Q: What did the blind man say in front of the fish store?
A: "Hi Ladies"

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Submitted BY: cnez22
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