Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

Blind Man in the Fish Store

Q: What did the blind man say in front of the fish store?
A: "Hi Ladies"

Helen Keller Falling

Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell down the stairs?
A: She was wearing gloves.