You're Hired

A man goes into a job interview and presents himself very well. The employer is shocked at how professional he is and says, "Wow, you have an incredible resume and present yourself fantastically, but there is a five year gap on your employment history. What happened there?"
The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."
The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"
The man is super happy and says, "Yay I got a yob!

Hellen Keller Driving

Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman!

Glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.