Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

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Six People On A Plane

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out  "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"

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Young Wife

Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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