Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Creeper

I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop.  That's quite impressive for her age.

Anonymous

Pretty Boy

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.
I was touched.

Anonymous

Jailed Jared

Q: How big is Jared Fogle's sex drive?
A: About 5.6TB

Submitted BY: medicineUSA2015
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