Cannibal Compliment

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "Gosh, Bill, your wife makes a great meal."

Thiland Visit

"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....
with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.

Rise and Shine

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.