Dark Humor Jokes - Incest Jokes

Third Cousin

Q: Is it okay to have sex with a third cousin?
A: I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two.

Submitted BY: CatchingRays

On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

Anonymous

Mick's Story

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before. "Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours. Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble 'n' strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I'd accidentally walked into my 15 year old daughter's room, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn't smoke.

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