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Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes
Did You Hear About The Polish Navy Tragic Accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident? A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start their new submarine.
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Important Question
Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Riddles
, Funny Thoughts
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, Terrorist Jokes
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Drowning Jokes)
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Anonymous
Survival Sport
Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
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