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Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes
Important Question
Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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25 Irish Dancers
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were river dancing.
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Ted and MaryJo
Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?
A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.
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