Dark Humor Jokes - Domestic Violence Jokes

Simpson Opportunity

To celebrate the re-launch of the Ford Bronco, Ford used clips from the famous OJ Simpson police pursuit from 26 years earlier.  Not wanting to miss an opportunity, OJ Simpson relaunched his website hoping to capitalize on all the introduction hoopla.  
If you're looking for some Bronco nostalgia, check out www.ojsimpson.com_///_\\\

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Howdy Doody

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!" "And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

OJ News

Q: Did you hear that OJ Simpson has a new website?
A: www.ojsimpson.com/nicole\\prison//

Categories: Riddles , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
Submitted BY: Mark
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