Dark Humor Jokes - Domestic Violence Jokes

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!" "And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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OJ News

Q: Did you hear that OJ Simpson has a new website?
A: www.ojsimpson.com/nicole\\prison//

Categories: Riddles , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
Submitted BY: Mark

Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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