Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

Brown Bash

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice... except for Chris Brown.

Warnings

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list.