You're Next

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Watch This

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"?

All is Quiet

A rural school asked the children to write about a recent exciting event in their lives. A small boy is selected to read out his composition. “Daddy fell in the well last week…” he begins. “Gracious,” said his teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” replies the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”