Dead Conductor

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

All is Quiet

A rural school asked the children to write about a recent exciting event in their lives. A small boy is selected to read out his composition. “Daddy fell in the well last week…” he begins. “Gracious,” said his teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” replies the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”

Tombstone Epitaph II

Tombstone Epitaph In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived as an old maid, but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767