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Distracted
Sorry if I seem distracted, but my neighbor was murdered in a horribly violent sex attack.
And I don't know what to do with the body.
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K9 Passing
My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!
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