Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Healthy Japan

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world?
A: Because last time they saw a fat man 80,000 people died

Anonymous

The Diana Tour

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the "Land Mind Obstacle Course".

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Anonymous

Diana Disease

Q: What's the disease that killed princes Diana?
A: Car pole tunnel syndrome.

Submitted BY: heavylead
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