Beyond The Grave E-mail

A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.

The e-mail reads:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Furious

Q: What's red and climbs trees?
A: Paul Walker's Porsche.

Back for Sex

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”