4th of July Picnic

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at West Chester's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
'This baked ham is really delicious,' the priest teased the rabbi. 'You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden. You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mr Lippert's prized Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?'
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 'At your wedding.'

Pedophile Gift

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?
A: Another parish

The Old Woman and the Pope on the Plane

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
As the kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor. 'Father, surely you can do something about this...'
To which the Pope replied, 'Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management.'