Dark Humor Jokes - Casket Jokes

Coffin Sales

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that was the last thing I needed.

Anonymous

Kissing Grandma

Q: What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
A: When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Anonymous

Smith Brothers

The last heir of the Smith Brothers cough drop empire recently died.
There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

Anonymous
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