Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

At The Beach

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to heaven," she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Spectacles Club

At the annual meeting of Spectacles Club, we honor those no longer with us by raising our glasses

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
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