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Priest at Walmart
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?
A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
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Half Mast
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
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Mortuary Answering Machine
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays. We are currently unable to come to the phone, but if you leave your number and address at the tone, we'll be by to pick up the corpse as soon as possible.
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