Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes)
Anonymous

Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Safest Way to Drive

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers. Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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