Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Blowjob Punishment

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a blowjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Anonymous

O.J. Simpson Standup

I hear O.J. Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail. Apparently he kills 'em every time!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: TrentMabry

Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2369 seconds