Epstein & Ornaments

Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.

Undertakers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just paint them black and go on using them.

Brotherly Love

An old lady’s cat gives birth to a litter of kittens. She says to the vet, “How could it have happened? She never leaves the house. How could she meet another cat?” “What about that tom sitting on the sofa?” asks the vet. “Don’t be ridiculous ,” says the old lady. That's her brother.