2014 Halloween Joke Contest

Never Satisfied

Ghosts are hard to impress.
They boo everything.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Spooky

My dead friend is a successful author.
He's a ghostwriter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

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Written By: KielPhillips
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