Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Anonymous

Michael Jackson to Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

Anonymous

Lord Kanye

Q: What's the difference between Kanye West and God?
A: God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Submitted BY: ObeseClover
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