Jungle Hazard

A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.

Batman And Robin

Q: What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over?
A: Flatman and Ribbon.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto Riding

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of indians! They start to spur their horse forward when they realize that there are hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back away in the direction from which they had come and they realize, they are surrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto, my friend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together, but now, I think we are doomed!"  " We?" replied Tonto. "What's all this we, Paleface!?!"