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Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.
Ronald McDonald
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
A: You look for the sesame seed buns!
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Submitted BY: turtle91
Two Blonde Jokes
Q: Want to hear two blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.
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God Bless Me
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!''
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''
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Airplane Jokes
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