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Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris Crossed The Street
Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.
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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.
"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.
"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"
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Chuck Norris' Best Effort
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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