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Chuck Norris' Speed

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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