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Chuck Norris

- Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
- Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.
- The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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Chuck Norris Swimming

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, He doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norris.

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