Madonna, Britney and Christina on a Plane

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.

Peter Parker

Q: Why did Peter Parker get fired?
A: He spent all day on the web.

90s Bands' Names

Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys put their gender after the band name. We know what gender they are, they don't need that... Hanson on the other hand...