Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

ICEing

Q: What did the sign say on the pick-up truck that blocked a Tesla Supercharger?
A: I identify myself as a Prius

Anonymous

Sheephearder and Mick Jagger

Q:  What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A:  Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."  An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Britney Spears Hired By Pepsi

Q: Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?
A: Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing."

Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2215 seconds