Blonde on a Horse

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop. Thank goodness that the manager of the K-mart came out and shut the machine off.

Drown a Blonde

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Potatos

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead are running from the cops they decide to hide inside some barrels. The cops kick the one with the Brunette she goes meow the cops think it's a stupid cat. Then the cops kick the one with the Redhead she goes woof woof the cops think it's a stupid dog. Last they kick the one with the Blonde and she says potato!