Nabbed the Wrong Guy

Two blondes, tired of city life, finally decided to take trip to Afghanistan in search for the elusive most wanted man by the FBI, Osama Bin Laden. Upon arrival, they roam around the mountain terrains braving the worst dangers in their life and finally their search ends and they captured Osama. The next day they made a phone call to the director of the FBI in the US and told him that they finally nabbed Osama. "Are you sure?" asked the director. "We are pretty much sure," they answered. "Can you describe what he looks like?" the director demanded. "Well he is clean cut, with eyeglass and a mustache and wearing an army uniform." "My Goodness!!!" screamed the director, that's Pres. Musharraf, let him go you crazies and come back here before you start a war."

Blonde on a Horse

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop. Thank goodness that the manager of the K-mart came out and shut the machine off.

Drown a Blonde

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.