Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

Two Blondes Were Facing Each Other

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the other blonde, "Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim. Please tell me how you did this! "The second blonde then says, "But you ARE on the other side!"

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Blonde Dies Her Hair

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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Fill Er Up!

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "Eleventh!" she replied. (Did I mention she was also Blonde?)

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