Nurse Carry Red Pen

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.

Blonde Car Sex

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Turning off the car!

Nabbed the Wrong Guy

Two blondes, tired of city life, finally decided to take trip to Afghanistan in search for the elusive most wanted man by the FBI, Osama Bin Laden. Upon arrival, they roam around the mountain terrains braving the worst dangers in their life and finally their search ends and they captured Osama. The next day they made a phone call to the director of the FBI in the US and told him that they finally nabbed Osama. "Are you sure?" asked the director. "We are pretty much sure," they answered. "Can you describe what he looks like?" the director demanded. "Well he is clean cut, with eyeglass and a mustache and wearing an army uniform." "My Goodness!!!" screamed the director, that's Pres. Musharraf, let him go you crazies and come back here before you start a war."