Dead Bird

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Blonde License Plates

Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.

Waterslide

There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go. The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells "Monneeeeeeeey!!!". When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money. The redhead is next. She slides down and yells "Chocccollate!!!". When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate. The blonde slides down screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...WEE!!!