Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Pothole

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
A: You swerve to miss a pothole!

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
Anonymous

See Tracks Follow Tracks

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they all decided to go camping. They needed food so the redhead walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a rabbit over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "See tracks, follow tracks, see rabbit, kill rabbit." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food so the brunette walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a lion over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see lion, kill lion." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food again so the blonde walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back limping all bruised, black & blue with torn clothes. The other two girls asked her, "What happened to you?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see train, get hit by train." 

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Blonde Detention

Q: Why did the blonde get detention for flirting with boys in class?
A: She wanted to go down in history.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Work & Office Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous
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