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Blonde Obituaries
Q: Where do you look for blondes' obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."
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Oxygen is Essential
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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Blonde, Rope and Handcuffs
A Blonde woman was standing near a train platform in New York with a pair of handcuffs and some rope. A gentleman being curious asked the blonde what the handcuffs and rope were for. The blonde responded by saying, "The news reported a runaway train heading to New York and I want the reward for the capture."
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