Drunk Guy and Batman

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

Frat Boys Light Bulb

Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One but he has to get it drunk first.

Two Drunks

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my friend Perry , "That'll be us in ten years."
He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."