Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Girls Night Out

Two wives go out for girls' night.  Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with.  One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave.  The next morning one husband called the other and said, "no more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties." The other husband said, "you think that's bad? Mine came back with a card in her crack that read, 'from all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you'!"

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Drunk Driving

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous
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